DAY-UM!
Leia's metal bikini is about as sexy as Star Wars gets!
SO WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU MAKE YOUR DOG WEAR IT!?!?!?!
I mean, just look at that! THAT is the worst thing I have ever seen in my entire life!!!This isn't even an isolated incident! There are ACTUALLY multiple incidents of people dressing up animals in metal bikinis!
I mean look at these!
My Little Pony!
Even freaking Minnie Mouse!
There are probably LOADS more, but if you think I'm going to research this any further, you're crazy! My mind is pretty much broken! My Little Pony wasn't meant to be sultry! Minnie Mouse (hopefully) wasn't meant to be sultry!
Isn't it enough of a turn off that all the shots of Metal-Bikini Leia in the movie also incorporate Salacious Crumb or Jabba the Hutt? Now the image of that dog will be forever emblazoned in my mind whenever that scene comes up!
God, I need to take a shower.
